15 Cat Jokes That Are Totally Purr-Fect

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Whether it's intentional or not, cats are some of the funniest creatures on earth. They sleep in the silliest places, climb to the craziest heights, and hide in the narrowest spots. And while we love our furry feline friends, we sometimes can't help but have a laugh at their expense. Thanks to their hilarious personalities, there is an abundance of jokes about cats out there, and we've collected our favorites here.

1. What do cats like to eat on a hot day?

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A mice-cream cone!

2. Why do cats always get their way?

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They are very purr-suasive!

3. How do two cats end a fight?

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They hiss and make up!

4. Why did the cat eat the lemons?

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He was a sour puss!

5. What should you use to comb a cat?

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A catacomb!

6. What is a cat's favorite movie?

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The Sound of Mewsic!

7. How do you know a cat is agitated?

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He's having a hissy fit!

8. What's a cat's favorite magazine?

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Good Mousekeeping!

9. Why did the cat wear a fancy dress?

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She was feline fine!

10. What's a cat's favorite color?

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Purr-ple!

11. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?

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Hisss-tory!

12. Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

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Because of its bark!

13. What did the cat say when it was confused?

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"I'm purr-plexed!"

14. What's a cat's favorite dessert?

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Chocolate mouse!

15. Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?

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The re-tail store!

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